"And here is what i see on the carta bus today... Bus is full. Lady standing beside me must weigh over 400 lbs and has a gigantic hole in the seat of her pants, homeless man sneakin sips of a mad dog (orange flavor/color), lady at the front of the bus just took off her red wig, and one preppy girl with no shoes on. I wonder what people think of me when they see me sitting across the aisle from them on the bus?"
"also, on the way up towards the front of the bus to get off at my stop, i see a hank of hair on the floor wrapped around a big ol' zebra printed plastic earring. Hate i missed the cat fight."
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